Fun with food

Say you're eating and you're done with your dinner and don't want to make your momma feel bad for not finishing everything on your plate. Where do you put the food?

First choice....feed it to the dog.

"If I look really innocent, mom will never know the dog is sitting here to eat my food."

But if he's not there to sneak your scraps, how 'bout hiding it on your head?

"Surely if I can't see it, mom can't either"

He's pretty smart, I tell ya.